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Laurie Anderson Is Quoting Me

19 May 2026 at 13:00

Not by name, but Laurie Anderson quotes me in one of the tracks of her new album:

My favorite quote is from a cryptologist who said “If you think technology will solve your problems, you don’t understand technology and you don’t understand your problems.”

Also in interviews:

“Of course, it’s ridiculous, outrageous, blah, blah, blah,” Anderson says about the ad. ‘But, I mean, my favorite quote on this is from a cryptologist who said, ‘If you think technology will solve your problems, you don’t understand technology ­ and you don’t understand your problems.’ And I think I’m completely on board with that.”

People are telling me that she has been reciting this quote in performances for years. (I lost track of her since college and her 1981 hit “O Superman.”)

The origins of the quote is from Roger Needham:

If you think cryptography can solve your problem, you don’t understand your problem and you don’t understand cryptography.

I modified the quote in the preface to my 2000 book Secrets and Lies:

A few years ago I heard a quotation, and I am going to modify it here: If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you don’t understand the problems and you don’t understand the technology.

I can’t tell you why me in 2000 didn’t credit Needham by name. I should have.

I have used the quote pretty consistently since then. Somewhere along the line I dropped “security” from the phrase, and now say it more like Anderson quotes me:

If you think technology will solve your problem, you don’t understand your problem and you don’t understand technology.

I sometimes use singular and sometimes use plural. Sometimes I say “the problem” and “the technology.” But I think the quote flows better ending with just the word “technology.”

Upcoming Speaking Engagements

14 May 2026 at 18:01

This is a current list of where and when I am scheduled to speak:

The list is maintained on this page.

Upcoming Speaking Engagements

14 April 2026 at 18:01

This is a current list of where and when I am scheduled to speak:

The list is maintained on this page.

Upcoming Speaking Engagements

14 March 2026 at 17:02

This is a current list of where and when I am scheduled to speak:

The list is maintained on this page.

Upcoming Speaking Engagements

14 February 2026 at 18:04

This is a current list of where and when I am scheduled to speak:

  • I’m speaking at Ontario Tech University in Oshawa, Ontario, Canada, at 2 PM ET on Thursday, February 26, 2026.
  • I’m speaking at the Personal AI Summit in Los Angeles, California, USA, on Thursday, March 5, 2026.
  • I’m speaking at Tech Live: Cybersecurity in New York City, USA, on Wednesday, March 11, 2026.
  • I’m giving the Ross Anderson Lecture at the University of Cambridge’s Churchill College at 5:30 PM GMT on Thursday, March 19, 2026.
  • I’m speaking at RSAC 2026 in San Francisco, California, USA, on Wednesday, March 25, 2026.

The list is maintained on this page.

Rewiring Democracy Ebook is on Sale

11 February 2026 at 15:48

I just noticed that the ebook version of Rewiring Democracy is on sale for $5 on Amazon, Apple Books, Barnes & Noble, Books A Million, Google Play, Kobo, and presumably everywhere else in the US. I have no idea how long this will last.

Also, Amazon has a coupon that brings the hardcover price down to $20. You’ll see the discount at checkout.

I Am in the Epstein Files

6 February 2026 at 21:43

Once. Someone named “Vincenzo lozzo” wrote to Epstein in email, in 2016: “I wouldn’t pay too much attention to this, Schneier has a long tradition of dramatizing and misunderstanding things.” The topic of the email is DDoS attacks, and it is unclear what I am dramatizing and misunderstanding.

Rabbi Schneier is also mentioned, also incidentally, also once. As far as either of us know, we are not related.

EDITED TO ADD (2/7): There is more context on the Justice.gov website version.

Upcoming Speaking Engagements

14 January 2026 at 18:00

This is a current list of where and when I am scheduled to speak:

The list is maintained on this page.

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